Tony Blair makes come back -To "re-engage" with UK politics

I often read newspapers the following day, since as I frequently work nights I don't buy a paper until late afternoon, as I forage for food in tesco for dinner.

That has nothing to do with this post I just read this morning however that Tony Blair is to return to the UK political scene with a view I understand to haveing discrete chats to former colleague's, still since much of the Middle East has gone up in flames since he became Peace envoy or whatever, I fear for the worse, that he might be trying to sleeze back into British politics.

According to the i newspaper he has sought the approval of Ed Milliband to have discussions with small groups of MP's, quite what they could learn from the great man, will no doubt become clearer.

Still since in the last parliament his colleagues, in the main knew just how far too push the old expenses without going to clink, and in this one they've managed to equally well, to expose Rupert Murdoch for err... being the newspaper mogul he is, without highlighting the toadying and or brown nosing done by himself, the much esteemed Brown and rag bag of chancers in the Labour party.

So what the heck has Blair baby got to teach, well here are a few topics he could speak on, though not sure how expert he is

How to ingratiate yourself with US presidents.


How to maximise rewards for sucking up to and aiding American business to loot Iraq (oil, defence, and banking) 


How to involve your country in illegal wars.


How after being involved in starting middle eastern wars, you become a middle eastern peace ambassador.


How to retain your job as Middle Eastern peace envoy despite increased gunfire, flames and explosions, breakdown of law, civil war and the usual human rights abuses


How to retain the common touch while heading up an organisation modestly called "The Office of Tony Blair"

I could go on but I'm sure readers could supply many more similar suggestions.

Anyway that's all for now, from The Office (er armchair) of Tony Flaig (delusional blogger) Bignews Margate.

PS Note to Tony Blair please don't re-engage with UK politics, you've done enough damage and most of us, will probably be paying for the rest of our lives for your self promoting, economy wrecking government.