Mr Puss Issues a Statement

As a result of media speculation Mr Puss (Gazette Page 28), who last week was rushed into a local veterinary hospital (Mrs Me was running late), is able to confirm that his recent absence from the pages of Bignews Margate has been the result of health concerns, for the last few months he has been taking things easy.

Mr Puss who refused to give a urine sample, at the vets has since performed, analysis has given him a clean bill of health, meaning that he no longer needs to rely on a prescription diet, however its feared that he has ruled out his chances in the 2012 London Olympics (tm) by refusing to give a sample at the earliest opportunity.

During his break he has remained the driving force as far as editorial direction.

Fact Mr Puss has been winner of the most likely to be rescued from Flaig Mansions in the event of a fire for the last Ten Years.