Saturday, October 03, 2009

Health Scare “exaggerated” says Mr Puss

Mr Puss would like it known, that despite recent conjecture, that his recent health scare, was no where near as serious as some worried readers thought and as the photograph shows is back to work(earlier this morning) helping to produce Bignews Margate.

He would like to thank well wishers and also endorse the benefits of the private health care system which allows him treatment at a time convenient to him, with out all that “is it an emergency?” nonsense or that other favourite “you’ll have to call before 8am” if you want an appointment.

Still typically like many fat cats, he makes no contribution to his private medical care, and rather annoyingly his bills rarely come anywhere near the threshold to trigger payment from his “more than” enough! health insurance premiums.

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