Margate Cat in ASBO Shock

The Sunday times has a long tedious article about pampered pets with calls for pet asbos, Mr Puss seen here, relaxing on top of daddies car declined to comment (no bloody Fathers day card either), is I believe to be against such drastic action, despite being subject to a humiliating bullying campaign of terror, which has recently escalated into his lunch being stolen, by a beige cat known as, the beige cat. This cat is also wanted in connection with the theft, of a quarter pounder back in May, approach with caution.

Mr Puss is believed to favour dialogue and counselling rather than the heavy hand of an ASBO, me I’m investing in a water pistol in my own get tough policy.