I have suffered many indignities from the countries top organised crime syndicate, the British banking system.
Over the years I've had banks, pay my wages back to my employer, mug me with their hole in the wall machines, not pay the mortgage, use me as an unpaid language coach after hours queuing on the phone.
In recent times I've changed my bank, and now have one that uses English as a first language and everything has been smooth till tonight.
Having the day off I thought I'd cook tonight, although my offer to do corned beef fritters and beans, was refused out of hand by Mrs Me, I must say I was a shocked, and hadn't realised that she held such strong views, considering fritters to be "disgusting" once I got over thirty years of er misunderstanding, I didn't fancy cooking anything else and I suggested a take away.
Anyhow as I was at the keyboard, I thought dominates pizza, a few clicks some bogoff type deal, credit card details filled out and click, job done, well I clicked and got a page offering me some enhanced card verification waffle, on previous occasions I've just dismissed this page and bobs your uncle, ring on door bell 25 minutes later.
However this time round they wouldn't have it, I rang my bank, spoke to someone with proper estuary English, they empathised as I asked why the bank would not let me have my dinner, I knew before I started that it was futile.
So ten minutes later, I had to log into my bank, commit myself to yet another password at least 6 characters upper and lower case plus two blimin numbers, I'm in my mid fifties, it can't be long before I forget my own name, let alone another flippin password, having now eaten dinner it's a chilling thought that next time I want pizza I wont be able to remember my damn password and no doubt I'll have to wait until the all powerful card company, sends me a reminder in the post, by which time I'll be just skin and bone.
British Banks are run by money grabbing crooks, I put up with the B*st*rds stealing my money through taxes, robbing us of a future but depriving me of dinner is the final straw. ******* ********* !