Do not turn on your television tonight

Are you an addictive person, because if you are you could get caught up in watching a whole new series of big brother, personally I have never found this in the least interesting except when privileged to see the great political thinker and clown George Galloway in the last series.

I will naturally hide in the study (spare bedroom but with not as much junk as the other one), for the next eight weeks oblivious to all the fuss hopefully!