Margate Beach report
Donkeys are out on Margate Beach, but despite the mini heat wave, still no movement on the Margate Palm trees, as they are kept wrapped up, why?
Could it be that the local council are concerned that the sight of, too much foliage(no flowers either) could encourage all kinds of pseudo canine activities similar to that which, Pegwell Bay residents must be all too familiar.
I heard about the open air orgies, so I went down there at midnight one weekend in January, there was nobody there. I was most disapponted, then I realised it must be because of the snow, so people are just so lightweight.
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