Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Routine health check up

Mr Puss appraising the local political scene

Mr Puss would like it known, that rumours concerning his health have been exaggerated and his trip to the vets yesterday was purely routine. During his visit he gave a urine sample, in record time, unusually co-operative for Mr Puss, whom generally prefers to prove that he can control his bladder, despite the additional expense of an overnight stay (it's not known whether he took my advice and had a few lagers first).

Despite his somewhat aloof manner, he would like to thank the staff for their warm reception and professional care, suggesting this is why he prefers private healthcare over take-it-or-leave-it NHS. It's understood he will continue on a slightly modified diet for the foreseeable future, and hopes to resume taking things easy shortly, after having a nap.

1 comment:

  1. Glad to hear that Mr Puss is getting back to his old self!